The single most requested soundboard on the internet, and we respect that. Every fart in the library on one page: short ones, long ones, dry ones, wet ones — each on its own pad, each firing instantly, each downloadable as a free MP3. Bind your favourite to muscle memory and wait for the perfect silence.
18 pads · pulled from · every sound downloads free as an MP3.
Click a pad, or press the key shown in its corner. Sounds layer on top of each other, so you can stack them; Stop all silences everything. The ⬇ on each pad downloads the MP3, and ℹ opens the sound's own page with its origin and usage notes.
Science has genuinely studied this: it's the combination of surprise, harmlessness and social taboo. In practice — it has never once failed, and every comedian from vaudeville to TikTok knows it.
For voice calls, short and dry cuts through best. For edits, a longer one gives you room to zoom slowly on someone's face while it plays. Try a few pads — the right one announces itself.